
I’ve been looking for information about Dead Dude (aka Dr. Zimmerman) and I may have struck gold with this document from the agency data. It looks like the gov actually absorbed the lab that Zimmerman founded back during Ancient Times. Certainly didn’t expect to see a mention of hazardous “fanny bags” (!?!)
More talk of crystals… I still can’t forget how completely terrifying it was to see green crystals growing out of someone’s skin like that. You’d think it would be pretty, but trust me… So unsettling.
Luckily I have no life and have been rifling through all of this like a greedy grandson looking for his inheritance.
I was able to find the redacted street name in the newspaper article I posted recently “Tragic Descent of a Brilliant Mind” from the Founder’s File. And wouldn’t you know? It’s on Sassafras Road. That’s why Dead Dude said that to me! I thought it was just the dose of DMT that hits your brain when you die starting to take effect. Looks like I’m going into the real world again for another investigation. It’s time to find out if there are any secrets left to uncover at Hermes Labs. Now that I know the unpredictable nature and extreme danger of the shit we’re dealing with, I won’t keep going out there alone. This time I’ll take my roommate Jeff along for the ride.
.F4CE OUT.